Monday 31 May 2010


I'm going to NYC in 2 weeks. whoop. alone. crap. Nah, it really doesn't bother me (it really should, I'm dangerous) I'm sure I can keep myself amused somehow, I've done it in London...you get on the underground/subway...you pretend you know where you are going and your intended destination...you see a Starbucks and think thank god - walk over with determination (that's where you wanted to go anyway, right?) you take a picture of yourself in starbucks, put it on facebook so everyone can see what an amazing and cultural time you are having....better yet, you and your starbucks on the underground- Kodak moment- like if you are in Italy you have the picture with the red wine and pizza in the quaint little restaurant, if you are like me you get the waiter in there for extra points- look I made an Italian friend, he hots right? no? he's Italian. hes hot. deal. Piece of cake. This travelling alone stuff is gonna be great - I'll be just like that lady in eat prey love novel, i shall find myself by getting lost in New York....or I'll just get lost and hope I see a starbucks (think Madonna's just like a prayer video, starbucks is my church- when I was younger it used to be McDonalds- noone speaks english mum, i don't like it...ohhh a McDonalds, its like being at home, i bet it doesn't taste as good - like cadburys in the US, its not the same...its just not the same)