He also lights his cigarettes with these 'turtle' matches...because they are, 'cheap' and 'conversation starters' (usually about jade goody!?! hmmm) =]=]=] I know you appreciate me JD hehe

This is dedicated to JD and his 'foreign moments'

'knighted by the nurse'

'my itchy is beard' psthahahahahahaha

P.S I told you I'd blog it JD!! I'm a woman of my word...

I hate University!

It may come as a shock to you as it did for me, but no matter how well you may be doing 'statistically' (we go to uni, whoop!), you are still f**ked. I need a new plan. Uni is getting on my last nerve I can't wait to be done with that shiz and get a job were my expensive ass degree in bollocks photography and Journalism counts for nothing, yay!

EEK

The WEEKEND...

The three original musketeers joined forces at the weekend and got slaughtered. First off me and michelle get lost and end up on an epic road trip to claires. Michelle yelled at me for making a few suggestions about her driving(don't ever). She called me 'a passenger seat driver' and though she may not have said these exact words the sense she wanted to scream 'fuck off sam' lingered in the air.

As is tradition we didn't get out till gone 12 and went to Big Hands(that dive of a bar next to the academy were all the bands hang) I meet some band from LA and end up alone on the tour bus completely wasted and wishing I'd gone to Fab cafe with my friends. Any way some band dude (my mates made up a song about band dude- 'just a short guy living in a tall world..he took the midnight train...' decides I'm there to sleep with him (lets face it why wouldn't he!?)I was mortified and practically ran screaming in hysterics down Oxford Road, hailed a taxi and then had the stupid taxi driver coming onto me, 'I'd like to take you out for dinner' he was about 60! I had to pull out my imaginary boyfriend card (because obviously without this fictional 'boyfriend' this creepy taxi driver could defo take me out right!??!) seriously guys I just wanted to see inside the bus!! I'll never learn.

Orange Advert! so so funny! My friends and I have been pissing our sides at this. 'I am who I am beacuse of Vicky'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU8D9QugbiM

I can't find the bit were she says 'he used an axe to express his love...' that bits the best =[


oh and this one is legendary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK4d9FNohTU

Man I love adverts when they get it right. No more of those ridiculous phone ringtone/meet hot girls in your area, commercials. text hot to 80097 now and flirt with hot girls in your area. guarnteed hot girl will text you back. (please) Offer only £7.50 per week. mental. why? people must actually text these companies otherwise how can they afford to be broadcast on primetime televison?! I see an opportunity here. text sam on 666 I'll text whatever you want back and you give me 7.50 a week.. deal!? I'll have my Uni loans paid in no time....amazing.